Random Visions when thinking of Etsy

Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure: "I meant to do that..."

Animal Farm: "All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others."

Shiny Happy People: REM

The Urban Dictionary Definition: "AssClown"

The Barney Generation
"So let's all have a big group hug and repeat some positive affirmations while we work to "shine up" to our full, individual potentials in this non-hierarchical, empowering environment of mutual respect and..... (puke)

The BBS (Yes, I know I said that before....)
(Normal Person) "Hey, your search algorithm is completely hosed up."
(Groupie) "Shut up, Hater! All the enormous unexpected traffic has overworked the agerithim and a whole floor of engineers are working their tails off to put in a new one. Besides, Jared is so hot!"
(Normal Person) "Um... Yeah...

Amway: Creepy cult mentality where members buy and sell in their clique giving the erroneous impression of legitimate commerce.

Boo.com (Proving history always repeats itself) Wikipedia is your friend

The dot.com bubble - and bust - and why